Derren Brown Safety Tips

04 May 2007

I've noticed a lot more chatter about Derren from "over the pond" recently, as it appears the Americans are starting to notice him. needcoffee.com has published "7 Safety Tips For Dealing With Derren Brown" that made me laugh. The article has justification for each tip, but in summary they are:- Don't deal with Derren Brown. - Don't go to the United Kingdom. - If you suddenly find yourself in the UK, and Derren approaches, don't look at him. - If you cannot escape him, do not let him touch you. - If he manages to touch you, At least keep him from taking hold of your wrist. - If he manages to take hold of your wrist, for the love of baby Jesus don't let him put your hand over your face. - Even if he doesn't touch you, don't let him not touch you either.

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